The other morning Mason was so excited. He said, "MOM! I made TWO armpit farts!!" This has been an ongoing goal, so I am trying hard to be supportive, realizing that it is a badge of honor amongst this friends. "Wow, okay," I said, "let me hear them." His shirt was off, so he cupped his hand, placed it in his armpit, and started flapping. No sound. He kept going, but it wasn't working. Soon I found myself on my knees with my hand in his pit trying to figure it out with him. We tried the full cup, the half cup, the flat hand, none of it worked. I think there is some physics involved that we haven't mastered. We need a dude to help. Next male relative that we see has to start tutoring. But let's try to skip the lesson on burping the alphabet, which I'm sure is coming soon.