In preparation for Kenzie's first t-ball game today, I asked her, "so...after you hit the ball, where do you go?"

She looked at me as if I'm a complete idiot and replied, "to first base."

I clarified, "where's first base?"

Still stupified at her mother's stupidity she said, "you know, it's the one straight ahead."

Not quite satisfied I pushed my luck a bit further, "and then where do you go?"

She replied "to second base."

Wow, she knows her stuff! One more question, "and then where?"

She shot me a look as if I was totally inept and, with the "duh" tone of a 13 year old, said, "to third base and then to fourth base, then fifth base...."