Christmas is coming! On the drive into work yesterday I decided to start prepping Kenzie (since last year the picture shows her sitting on a stool in front of Santa).

• Me: Kenzie! Look, they're building Santa's workshop! Are you excited to go see Santa?
• Kenzie: Yes!
  
• Me: Are you going to sit on his lap this year?
• [pause]
• Kenzie: Mom, I like Santa and all. I'm just not comfortable sitting on his lap.
• Me (choking): Ok, honey, that's fine, whatever you want to do.
• [pause]
• Kenzie: Mom, when I see Santa I'm going to give him a BIG High Five and a handshake!