Chirpie, Spot, Pepper. I can't keep it straight. Just as some days she's not "Kenzie," but Dede, so also does the little purple dog have alter-egos.

This morning I was exploring that concept after I was reprimanded for referring to him incorrectly. (I called him Chirp and was told his name is Pepper.) So, I said, "is his name "Chirpie Pepper?""No." "Pepper Chirpie Spot?" "No!" "Pepper Spot Chirpie?" "No!" "Spot Chirpie Pepper?" "No, no, it's not any of those!"

So, I asked, "What is his full name?"

She told me "Pepper Roni."