We were shopping today and she set her sights on this fuzzy little reindeer at Pier 1.

Kenzie: I like that little reindeer. Do we have any money?
Cindy: I don't have any, how much do you have?
Kenzie: I don't have any money.

She then went to find me.

Kenzie: Mom, I really want that cute little reindeer.
Me: Oh, well, it costs money.
Kenzie: Do you have money for it?
Me: Nope, I don't have any reindeer money. How much do you have?
Kenzie, getting frustrated with the lack of progress: I don't have ANY!

A saleslady happened to be walking by. Immediately Kenzie turned to her and said, "Can I please just HAVE that reindeer?"

The lady laughed...she wasn't quite sure how to answer. I gotta hand it to Kenzie, though, she works all the angles.